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  • Friend: So what did you do last night?
  • Me: OMG I slept with my boyfriend!
  • Friend: WHAT!? You have a boyfriend!? Who is it?
  • Me: My bed.

svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

livefree-freeyourself asked: Number one tip for dressing a curvy body?

sprinkleofglitr:

Accept your flaws and celebrate your best bits xxx

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

"I’m not a feminist but I believe men and women are equal"

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that’s what a feminist is???????

(Source: dammit-jim-im-a-blog)

"I’ll be Jack from All Time Low for Halloween. Just get naked and walk through the streets."

- Adam Elmakias (via pizza-gaskarth)

runecestershire:

shakespeaker:

placebonacebo:

So my school is putting on a production of Macbeth and not enough guys tried out so instead of having a girl play male Macbeth, our direction said, “Fuck it, we’re doing Lesbian Macbeth”

This is the best possible solution.

I most heartily approve of this because it is awesome.

marinashutup:

it’s weird to think that everyone views you differently like one person might think you put the stars in the sky and another person could think you crawled out of the pits of hell and are here to drag them down with you